Animal Instinct Embraced

Blogged in General by Eisenstein Friday April 28, 2006 at about 10:22 AM

You have just bitten into an apple you found on the ground in a parking lot. Let me explain. You were not intending to eat it. You had just finished drinking a coke, you see, and you were in too much of a hurry to find a water fountain. So you were going to chew a piece up and spit it out to purge the acid from your enamel. But what’s this sudden sensation? It is the sweetest, most crisp–a shockingly delicious apple. Delectare! A tart gem of tasy suculent art for the pallete. Manners are thrown aside in this precious moment. You finish the bite violently and sink your teeth into another. When the pleasure of this experience has passed will you feel the subtle shame of bad etiquette? Nay! You only regret not finishing the joyful fruit.

Vive La Revolution!

Blogged in General, Politics by Naproxen Wednesday April 26, 2006 at about 11:10 PM

EA Forced into Settlement for Sweatshop Labor

Blogged in General by Naproxen Wednesday April 26, 2006 at about 10:54 PM

Haven’t posted in a while… but this is worthwhile!

Blogged in General by syxx Wednesday April 26, 2006 at about 5:18 PM

Something that annoys me

Blogged in General by Eisenstein Wednesday April 26, 2006 at about 3:00 PM

Stick it to R.I.A.A.

Blogged in General by MadAsHell Tuesday April 25, 2006 at about 4:30 PM

It’s Just A Plant

Blogged in General, Politics by phobos Wednesday April 19, 2006 at about 10:07 PM

Evicting Key West’s Chickens

Blogged in General, Politics by Naproxen Wednesday April 19, 2006 at about 8:45 PM

Testosterone and Finger Ratio

Blogged in General by Naproxen Wednesday April 19, 2006 at about 7:32 PM

Damn Interesting: Superconducting Supercollider

Blogged in General by Naproxen Tuesday April 18, 2006 at about 9:40 PM

Hyper-realist Sculpture

Blogged in General by phobos Tuesday April 18, 2006 at about 3:57 PM

Calling all Math Nerds!

Blogged in General by MadAsHell Tuesday April 18, 2006 at about 11:22 AM

Going Way Back… to ICQ

Blogged in EvilCON, General, Scone by Naproxen Monday April 17, 2006 at about 8:11 PM

Teledildonics

Blogged in General, Humor by Naproxen Monday April 17, 2006 at about 8:00 PM

A Solution to Our Problems

Blogged in General, Politics by Naproxen Monday April 17, 2006 at about 1:35 AM

Insult to Injury

Blogged in General, Politics by Naproxen Monday April 17, 2006 at about 12:51 AM

Dumbass Du Jour

Blogged in General by Naproxen Sunday April 16, 2006 at about 11:26 PM

Ellsworth AFB Foam Fire-Retardant Test Went Insane

Blogged in General, Humor by Naproxen Sunday April 16, 2006 at about 2:49 AM

Healthy McDonalds

Blogged in General by Naproxen Sunday April 16, 2006 at about 2:25 AM

Confess Phobos

Blogged in General by Naproxen Saturday April 15, 2006 at about 9:43 PM
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