Mad Funny and Witty Slashdot Comment
Definitely nerdy but mad funny comment from Slashdot on the performance of the new Intel Yonah processor, which is still inferior to the current AMD processors:
The Book of Intel, chapter 4, verses 1-7
[1]In those days Da-than begat Yo-nah, which was the fruit of his circuitboard, strong by nature and a good processor. [2]Now Da-than looked on Yo-nah and said, “Yea shall I call you the Slayer of the Amd-ites, for thou shalt go out into their pastures and you shall slay their benchmarks utterly; [3]for thou art pleasing and art born of good silicon.” [4]But Yo-nah saw, when he went out into the land of Cun-sumer, how despised he was among the buyers of chips; and he did gnash his teeth and beat his transistors saying: [5]“Oh wherefore was I not left dead on the test-bench and why was my die not broken the day I was born? [6]for I am inferior to my brethren the Amd-ites who run much better than I and cost way the hell less.” [7]And he went out into the dust and wandered for a year, until the new product cycle taketh him away.