Marx’s New Manifesto
Marx’s Manifesto for the Information Age (Might require registration or surrendering your first child).
Mad funny (in my dry sense of humor kind of way) but so true, except I don’t express solidarity with the oppressed. Here’s one over-privileged Yalie who won’t lie. I say, “Fuck’em all!” Hey, at least I’m truthful about it. I’m not going to pretend that I’m on the same side as single moms holding two jobs while I’m cruising around in Uptown Dallas in my Bimmer. Yes, I drive around in your annual salary. Imagine my shock when I was riding around on my Cannondale R700 and saw farms and poor people in the outskirts of Dallas. How offensive! They’re making Dallas ugly. And is that cow manure I smell?! Get them out of here. They’re fouling up my bike ride.
“Fuck’em all!”
(I can say things like this because I spent 1/3 of my life in poverty. It’s like a black person saying the N-word, which I can’t because I’m not black. See?)